I am cute so I use it to my advantage. When I get one of my several daily, "No, no Taylor"s I give her an "I love you Mom grin." When that doesn't work I stick out a pudgy cheek for her to kiss. (She is such a sucker for my cheeks.) And when all else fails I go in for the kill. I place a hand on each of Mom's cheek and lay a big baby slobbery kiss on her... it works every time. Except today.
Nothing worked. I think she is broken. All I did was fall out of the car, flood both bathrooms, eat my sister's medicine and refuse to take a nap or go to bed. I mean really, road rash is cool and I was just trying to say hi to my sister while Mom was picking her up from school. The bathrooms are now nice and clean thanks to me giving them a jump start. And poison control said the laxatives are harmless I will just need a few more bum changes. I mean really what is the problem? So I need your help, do you know how to fix my Mom because she really can't be mad at me? I mean look at this face.
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6 comments:
Oh the joy of raising boys! I'm glad I'm not the only one that struggles to stay afloat everyday!
I've had a few like that... sometimes they are just too cute to get in trouble, other times, NUTHIN can save them!
OH, you really can't be mad at that face can you?
LOL ... he really flooded your bathrooms? It cracks me up just thinking about. Boys are crazy, but so much fun!
This was ONE day. Oh my goodness, I'm glad to hear Taylor is still alive enough to send out the SOS, cute or no.
I have a terribly hard time saying no or getting mad at my youngest, too.
I'm sending patient, non-strangling thoughts your way...
Hi-larious! You're so sweet about your post. Mine? I'm like "I'm gonna kill him. Literally. Someone call CPS." So sorry about your rough day.
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